In the Navy

We interrupt this regularly scheduled programming about the amazingness of Japan to bring you an installment we’re calling: “Why Sarah could not live on a navy base for longer than 10 weeks because she is a rebel law breaker who will probably end up in jail.”

Catchy, eh?

A group of us were walking to work one morning, chatting away about life, liberty and the persuit of happiness like the patriotic and loyal citizens of the United States that we are, when suddenly, we were stopped by an older navy man.

“Isn’t Camp Adventure all about safety?”

“Yes.”

“Well then, why are you involved in jaywalking?”

Just remember, kids: jaywalking is like drugs. You get involved with it. It’s the gateway drug, and next thing you know, you’re performing rolling stops at stop signs. And then you’re a member of a gang. So be careful out there, and always use a crosswalk.